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PROOF OF SUPERIOR TASTE
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SUPERIOR TASTE IN MELLOW JAZZ: Certfied POS™ DEL has equipped you with a playlist that will prove to everyone that you have superior taste in mellow Jazz. We recommend you PLAY THIS ON SHUFFLE. It’s been uploaded to YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and APPLE. You’re welcome.

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SUPERIOR TASTE IN UPBEAT BOOM-BAP: Certfied POS™ DEL has equipped you with a playlist that will prove to everyone that you have superior taste in Boom-Bap Hip-Hop. We recommend you PLAY THIS ON SHUFFLE. It’s been uploaded to YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and APPLE. You’re welcome.

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SUPERIOR TASTE IN UPBEAT HOUSE/EDM: Certfied POS™ DEL has equipped you with a playlist that will prove to everyone that you have superior taste in upbeat House/EDM. We recommend you PLAY THIS ON SHUFFLE. It’s been uploaded to YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY, and APPLE. You’re welcome.

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